Oh, hey there MARCH. I see you warming up whichever part of the country I’m NOT in. Warm in CT? I’m in CO. Warm in CO? I’m in CT. I am just going to bring snow pants wherever I go between now and April.

WMTM Alert – 3/2/17

There isn’t much on WMTM that’s jumping out as new this week, but here are a few items that you may find interesting:

• Speed Shorts! While only a mild discount to $44, there are a few nice (read: not ugly) patterns available:
  • pinstripe black white/black
  • mini dedication dot indian ocean astro blue/black
  • flossy dark carbon black/black
  • life lines polar pink black/black
• Energy Bras
  • Bordeaux Drama (size 2 only)
  • Hero Blue (size 10 only)
• I have to admit, I got a Fly Away Tamer Headband at a warehouse sale back in 2015, and thanks to the felt strips on the inside that thing DOES. NOT. MOVE. For $9, it’s not a bad investment if you’re constantly fighting with shimmying accessories.
• Shorts weather is starting to peek its head out from under its winter blanket. In addition to Speeds, there are a lot of options if you’re okay with winter patterns:
  • Double Time Short – they’re reversible
  • Work Out to Water Short – these were a Dud once. #vindication
  • Breakaway Short – not to be confused with the SPRING Breakaway Short
  • Wunder Short 2″ – FYI, fullux
  • Hotty Hot Short – flash light, shatter weave desert teal alberta lake/black, mini park lace multi black
  • Hotty Hot Short (Long) – mini park lace multi black, military green
  • Tracker Short IV
  • Wunder Short 5″
  • Run Times Short
  • Hit It Short
  • Featherlight Short – they’re kind of Speedsy. I want to try them, but not for final sale and not in dark chrome.
  • Speed Track Short – for $29, these have been hanging out on WMTM for a while. Guess no one wants grapefruit on their rear end.
  • Chasing Waves Short
  • Make a Move Short
• What can we learn from that list above? Stop trying to sell shorts in the middle of winter. It clearly doesn’t work.
• I’m secretly happy the life lines cerulean blue black High Times Pant are fullux, that way I’m not tempted to buy them. A full size run of these is available! Because they’re black on blue, and not white, the see-through factor may not be as big of an issue when stretching in these.
• Size 2’s, I really don’t know why you haven’t bought out the plume white black nulux Hi-Rise Wunder Unders yet. If they had them in a 10, I’d be all over it.
• I love my black/sapphire blue Swiftly LS, so I’m tempted to give the Swiftly Tech Racerback a shot. Only available in 8, 10 and 12.
• Ack, I really like the teeny check black cerulean blue Hi-Rise Wunder Unders, and they’re available in ALL SIZES. Someone please tell me I don’t need them.

I need to look away now before I break the no lulu streak for those WUPS. STEP AWAY FROM THE “ADD TO CART” BUTTON KATY.

STEP. AWAY.